airlocked cmo post

[nightcure]

for between and during rounds and all kinds of junk!
r3s can use this for space pirate shenanigans

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[nightcure]

She should be pretty proud. When'd you start practicing, anyway?

[scourgingstars]

That is a secret I'll not be divulging anytime soon.

[it was yuuri's birthday]

[he made four attempts at a cake before getting it right]

[nightcure]

Really? Maybe I'll have to ask Yuuri instead.

[scourgingstars]

Don't you dare.

[nightcure]

Afraid she'll rat you out?

[ rip, ardyn too-many-goddamn-last-names ]

[scourgingstars]

Afraid, no.

Absolutely certain, yes.

[nightcure]

If you keep making this curry, maybe I'll consider not asking.

[scourgingstars]

...Are you blackmailing me?

His Majesty Noctis Lucis Caelum CXIV, Chosen King of Light and Savior to the Star, resorting to blackmail?

Good heavens, prison's changed you terribly.

[nightcure]

What can I say? I like good food.

[ what a little shit. look at him, grinning like the shit he is. ]

[scourgingstars]

[runs in the family, really]

My, you've got me in quite the difficult position. I suppose I've simply no choice but to go along with your horrendously unreasonable demands.

[nightcure]

Yeah. You get to practice cooking for your adoptive family and I get to eat it and give you tips. Terrible.

[scourgingstars]

The worst. Clearly I'm not the manifestation of evil between us at this point.

[nightcure]

Yep, definitely. Think there's a chance for redemption for me?

[scourgingstars]

Well. We'll need a space station, a tonberry with a terrifying need for sugar, a handful of people with severe emotional hangups, a flock of pigeons, and several bottles of Gralean Firagaball.

...Actually, forget the last one. The headache's not worth it.

[nightcure]

[ ... pfft. Noctis actually lets out a laugh at that. ]

Pretty sure I can check a few of those off. Besides, that headache was probably your fault. Moderation, or something.

[scourgingstars]

I hadn't been able to taste anything in two thousand years, I think I have a perfectly reasonable excuse for briefly forgetting a matter of sense.

...Much as I did regret it the next morning.

[nightcure]

Yeah, that's fair. So you've got a thing for cinnamon, huh?

[ he would've guessed ardyn would've been partial to bitter. or salty. ]

[scourgingstars]

If you think that's surprising, you should hear me order coffee.

[even kip has some stiff competition for 'who has more sugar in their bloodstream' ast spacebucks.]

As if you're one to talk. I could have thrown a stick of celery in your direction and had you running for the hills.

[nightcure]

I'm pretty sure my coffee order is less coffee and more flavored syrups.

[ It's cool. ]

Celery's the worst vegetable, can you blame me?

[scourgingstars]

In hindsight, things would have been far more amusing that way. Imagine, a sudden assault of airborne vegetables everywhere you went.

[nightcure]

You'd traumatize me, and then you'd have to face down my Glaive. Those girls can be pretty scary.

[scourgingstars]

You have a band of moderately unsettling girls.

I have Yuuri Wakasa.

[nightcure]

[ He considers that for a moment....... ]

You think Yuuri could take on the Astrals?

[ N O ]

[scourgingstars]

I am more than reasonably certain all three of them have resolved to personally kick Bahamut.

...

I've not yet told them he's a couple hundred feet tall. Really don't have the heart to, where their bloodlust is so genuinely touching.